Pretentious Bazooka Joe Comic

"Do you ever feel like we're in this never-ending Marxian Dialectic?"
"No. What's that?"
"It's this process of change wherein nothing ever changes. Basically there's this given contradiction, an argument, between a secondary and primary aspect. Eventually, the secondary yields to the primary, but then the victorious primary transforms into an aspect of a new contradiction. You win an argument, but the cocky swagger you consequently develop becomes the basis of a new argument."
"I do NOT have a cocky swagger, asshole."